Getting stressed just reading the application requirements for practical film making courses abroad might have to stick with theory

Is there anywhere in the US or Canada that is sunny and warm the entire year around because that’s where I’m going if I do a year abroad - English weather sucks

ughhhh i feel hideous

ingroan:

I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie

Why are all the films out at the moment crap? COUGH THE GREAT GATSBY COUGH THE PURGE

One time when I was a child my sister gave me a peeled garlic clove and told me it was an almond and I ate it

stop giving me spoilers for things 

nostalgiaultra:

Great things to say during intercourse:

• Yes, this is agreeable
• Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
• What a surprising twist!
• Aren’t human beings remarkable?
• Splendid.

In my pjs eating a jar of olives