December 2011
girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
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smoothiesformemusic:
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You know when a fanfiction starts off with
“Why, Ginny! Yer not wearin’ any panties!” exclaimed Hagrid, his eyes locked on her tender flesh.
its going to be horrific.
band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
**signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: no BYE
band member: WAIT
me: NO
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE
chrisdavidj:
angel food cake
devils food cake
Preacher: Follow Jesus!
Me: Does Jesus follow back?
Preacher: ...
Me: ...
Preacher: ...
Me: Follow4Follow?
dirtykudu:
From that exercise we can conclude that dating websites are terrible, terrible things and should never be ventured on to. Especially in the early hours of the morning.
The awkward moment when you stumble across someone you know of in the “Teen lesbians in Somerset” section.
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Eleanor Rigby is the easiest song to play on piano ever!! Plus it’s my favorite Beatles song so yey.
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Imagine me and Mil, I do I think about Mil day and night, it’s only right To think about the Mil you love and hold her tight So happy together If I should call Mil up, invest a dime And Mil say Mil belong to me and ease my mind Imagine how the world could be, so very fine So happy together I can’t see me lovin’ nobody but Mil For all my life When Mil with me, baby the...
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A rant about films.
It make me so sad/ angry when people say ignorant things like “British/independent films are shit.” Just cause not everything is conditioned to be accessible to huge demographics so that they can make as much fucking profit as they can does not mean it is rubbish. And funding is being taken out of British film companies so all we really get to see at the cinema...
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Drum fact: The worst toilet in Scotland bit in Trainspotting genuinely almost makes me throw up every single time.
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“Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking...”
– Renton - Trainspotting
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I just really want to go visit Canada and stay at the Drummond family humongous country estate which apparently we are allowed to stay at WHENEVER WE WANT
