morrisseysbackdimples:

What even went on when they shot that music video? The director was just like. “Here Morrissey, you’re going to wear this mesh jumper and oh, here’s your eyeshadow. Action! Wait, cut, cut. Morrissey, you’re dancing and that’s great but… could you hump the rock this time? Yeah. Just really make dirty sex with that boulder. Oh yeah. Just like that. Perfect. Okay, you know what this shot needs? Some chocolate. You orally pleasing a chocolate bar. Now rub your happy trail…. good. Now rub it for 25 seconds. I’m putting all of that footage in the video. All of it. Okay, we’re almost done. Now, I want you to pretend the tree is your best friend and you’re telling it all of your secrets. Can you do that for me? While you dance, though. Mmmm, wonderful. Alright; I have one note for you and just take it however you want… more gay. I need more gay. Can you give it to me? I’m seeing this on the film and I’m just thinking. It’s not gay enough.”